Whirlpool

This is blatant self promotion, as it's something I did a few months ago - but thought others might find it amusing. I can't remember just who dared me to do it, but it was someone somewhere on IRC. It just *sounded* the most feral meal possible.

For what it's worth it's two maccas Quarter Pounders joined together, with added bacon, and tied up with twine so it wouldn't fall apart once beer battered and deep fried. The beer batter is just one cup plain flour, half a teaspoon of baking soda and enough beer (toohey's new in this case) to make it sticky.

I can't say I'll be making one again. It was possibly the heaviest thing I've ever had for lunch. I really didn't feel like eating anything else until breakfast the next day. That's not to say it tasted BAD - it was quite tasty in a unique way, but stopping at the first bite would have been the sensible thing to do :).

Enjoy a Deep Fried Beer Battered Bacon Double Cheeseburger - www.danamania.com/burger

I may, if paid enough, do a Deep Fried Beer Battered Doner Kebab, but give my digestive system another year to recover...

dana

Bro you need to go to hospital NOW before the heart attack you ate actually starts up...rofl.

Heavy.

I feel sick just looking at that

:-O

A facial expression: Thats all I have to give

'They' will cancel your organ donor status :)

Yum.. I want one now :D

I did try the double quarter pounders at maccas :)

Bloody hell, this makes me sick just looking at it.

My goodness, I can feel my arteries harden.

that looks delicious mmmm

This type of food already exists.

www.kfc.com.au/?flashver=7

this reminds me of the time when me and my mates and cousins went out for a night on the piss for my birthday.

on the way home (at about 5am) we stopped into a maccas and we each ordered custom-made triple-quarter pounders.... yes, thats right.... TRIPLE. That is, beef, cheese, beef, cheese, beef, cheese, pickles, onions and seasame seed bun.

needless to say, we didn't get a hangover the next day even though we were blind drunk. the burger must've absorbed it. (although i wont mention how long we each spent in the bathroom the day after) :\

That's nothing. www.gbsfood.com/1634356

Beef and Pork, wrapped in pork, wrapped in more pork, wrapped in cheese, wrapped in beef and pork and egg!!!

PS, you should all check out the other recipes on that site. Along with the 'joke' recipes like that, there are some really great ones too...

Dirt.

Sorta OT...

The best burger you can have at either HJ's or McD's is a custom

Its a Hamburger/Chese burger with the top removed added to the bottom of a Fillet-o-Fish/Whaler(or catch of the day...whatever they call it now...)

This is a great combination i go back to again and again, and i guess can be done with the chicken equivalent of the fish burger

...mixing meats...isnt that how they made BSE?

There really should be a Fast Food Custom Jobs Thread

Well there is your cholesterol quota for the decade.

Tsch, still nothing on the POUNDER meal. Oh the pain....sob....

Looks interesting, might have to give it a try. Right after the 10 Cheeseburger Challenge.

Disgusting...lol

Beefy writes...

Beef and Pork, wrapped in pork, wrapped in more pork, wrapped in cheese, wrapped in beef and pork and egg!!!

Righto, I'm impressed. Disgusted too, but also impressed :D

dana

Wouldn't it be easier just to eat lard?
Can we assume to had several deep-fried Mars Bars for dessert?

Beefy writes...
That's nothing. www.gbsfood.com/1634356
Beef and Pork, wrapped in pork, wrapped in more pork, wrapped in cheese, wrapped in beef and pork and egg!!!
Hmm that would be my protein quota for about a week or so. LOL at the five feet if grease.

ghetto smurf writes...

still nothing on the POUNDER meal.

I know some one whos done that :) They used to have competitions of special meals... full pounders, McChickens with 5 patties, Cheeseburger with 12 pieces of meat IIRC (it came out in two halves, it had to be "assembled" after delivered :))

Best I've done is 2 triples one after the other. The only bad thing wasn't able to get drunk the night, or at least feel the effects of it :(

Mmmmm on that note I'm off to maccas.

Corvus writes...

on the way home (at about 5am) we stopped into a maccas and we each ordered custom-made triple-quarter pounders.... yes, thats right.... TRIPLE. That is, beef, cheese, beef, cheese, beef, cheese, pickles, onions and seasame seed bun.

I used to work at Maccas, and I used to make my mate pounders (4 quarter meats) all the time. Without the 10dollar price tag though

danamania, you have featured on my blog!

andreas.id.au/blog/archi...ter-Pounder.html

This impressed me enough to put an entry on there :)

That's disgusting :S I kinda feel sick.

Mister Ed writes...
danamania, you have featured on my blog!

Certainly is a scathing commentary, completely true though. I think we can be thankful danamania didn't hold it together with bailing twine :P

I've just found my new hangover cure.

Mister Ed writes...

This impressed me enough to put an entry on there :)

Excellent - good to see common sense and trust abounds! - though I'm not a he last I checked :)

dana

you should either get a medal from maccas, or your should be taken by the secret services and brain washed and told that the burger never existed, because if someone like maccas gets a hold of that many many people will die!

Beefy writes...

That's nothing. www.gbsfood.com/1634356

YUM!

Hmmmmm Fatiness...... I'm not fat and I keep in shape so I can splurge a little :)

danamania writes...

Excellent - good to see common sense and trust abounds! - though I'm not a he last I checked :)

My goodness, I can sort of understand a guy doing this but certainly didn't think you would be female!

Made the correction now, sorry about that. :D

Also had to change the heading as the template didn't really like the long heading.

¥kza™ writes...

Hmmmmm Fatiness...... I'm not fat and I keep in shape so I can splurge a little :)

a little LOL thats the same as eating a big mac for breakfast lunch and dinner for a week

culinary sickness knows no gender boundaries :D.

dana

¥kza™ writes...

I'm not fat and I keep in shape so I can splurge a little :)

you can still be skinny and 'in good shape', but still be unhealthy and have high cholesterol. :)

Eww...now that is just wrong, you all just wait, Macca's will adopt this idea and make it their own

Quite possibly the most feral meal I have ever seen.

Well done actually swallowing some though...

regulator writes...

Well done actually swallowing some though...

that wouldn't be too hard, the grease is a fine lubricant :P

danamania writes...

culinary sickness knows no gender boundaries :D.

dana
i think i am in love...

You should have stuck a mars bar in the middle of it for some extra flavour.

I wonder how many points that would be worth in a Jenny Craig diet? :)

Delta One writes...

Eww...now that is just wrong, you all just wait, Macca's will adopt this idea and make it their own

Maybe now will be the right time to get a patent on deep fried burgers like that :D

this kinda reminds me of that ad homer simpsons watches in one episode... about the deep fried bacon burger with three kinds of cheese and two kinds of butter....... or something. lol. someone please find a quote!

this kinda reminds me of that ad homer simpsons watches in one episode... about the deep fried bacon burger with three kinds of cheese and two kinds of butter

HAHA Golden.

Maybe now will be the right time to get a patent on deep fried burgers like that

I'll pass I think, It needs more flavour :P

dvsbastard writes...

I wonder how many points that would be worth in a Jenny Craig diet? :)

That would be weight watchers with the points (been there, done that, lost 80KGs a few years ago). I'd make a guess that it'd be at LEAST 25-30 points, and that's somewhere around the maximum for an entire day.

Not that y'all should go eating deep fried beer battered bacon double cheeseburgers daily, of course, in an effort to lose weight.

Not that you COULD even if you tried, I imagine.

dana

Beefy writes...

That's nothing. www.gbsfood.com/1634356

I think i'll try this recipe....

My friend he has a 'Special weight loss program' He lost 5kg in a week.... I'm serious, no joke

danamania writes...

Not that you COULD even if you tried, I imagine.

I think you would certainly end up very sick and in hospital if you tried to eat one of those each day.

im fungry

deep fried in a rich butter batter, rubber with butter and deep fried again

Speaking of butter, I *have* heard of a dessert made from a slab of frozen butter (about half inch thick, 2" by 2" square), deep fried in a thick cake-like batter, then removed from oil before it completely melts and served in a dish with maple syrup.

The hot batter is supposed to melt the rest of the butter from the inside, and make a somewhat soaked butter/maple syrup snack.

Deep fried butter though... that just sounds wrong.

dana

Maccas is crap, I'd rather have two Bacon Deluxes from HJ's and deep fry them in batter.
I eat almost anything.

Lloyd writes...

Maccas is crap, I'd rather have two Bacon Deluxes from HJ's and deep fry them in batter.
I eat almost anything.

Not for long I suspect :)

mmm Yummy ... Ever tried a deep fried mars bar or two ? :p

Jamie Oliver look out.. :O

KAGE writes...

Jamie Oliver look out.. :O

Well, thats almost the angle Nigella Lawson took...

Bill G writes...

Ever tried a deep fried mars bar or two ?

I have actually been told this is rather nice. Not game to try it myself though :)

Mister Ed writes...

I have actually been told this is rather nice. Not game to try it myself though :)

There used to be a place in Tas I would pass regularly that sold them. Never tried one, but I hear they are divine.

danamania writes...

Enjoy a Deep Fried Beer Battered Bacon Double Cheeseburger - www.danamania.com/burger

the chips look WORSE than the burger

mmm that would taste so good.

mmm that would taste so good.

It might, then you would pretty much die :P after it comes back up lol

I'm mightily impressed at this recipe. Can't say I'll rush to try it though.

You have helped me with my diet :D, not gonna touch greasy shit anymore.....

yeah every time I get a maccas craving I will click on this thread.

will loose 5kg a week

I work there so i dont really get any cravings.....;)

Yes iam still at school...

Bill G writes...

Ever tried a deep fried mars bar or two ?

Yeah, had a few in my time, awesome. Might try some Tim Tams soon.

Seriously, my girlfriend has a deep fryer, I'm thinking about the HJ's bacon deluxe.

Beefy writes...

That's nothing. www.gbsfood.com/1634356

Oh gawd... I feel ill after the OP thing and then this. :O

danamania writes...

For what it's worth it's two maccas Quarter Pounders joined together, with added bacon, and tied up with twine so it wouldn't fall apart once beer battered and deep fried. The beer batter is just one cup plain flour, half a teaspoon of baking soda and enough beer (toohey's new in this case) to make it sticky.

Well, there goes my addiction for quarter pounders

Cheers :)

My cholesterol levels just hit 30 the and i suffered a mild stroke just looking at those pictures...

:)

They should make a recommendation on the wrapper to run 10kms once the burger has been digested, tasty food has it's drawbacks.

Sector 7 G writes...

My cholesterol levels just hit 30 the and i suffered a mild stroke just looking at those pictures...

lol, so true, so true.

I serisouly hope you went for a run or a long bike ride after eating that thing.

hahaha even the chips are battered :P

ssj writes...

hahaha even the chips are battered :P

everyone knows the cures to hangovers consist of more alcohol or mcdonalds, why not combine the two and beer batter maccas fries too? ;)
Be interesting to conduct the same experiment that Morgan Spurlock did with keeping it in an airtight jar... now that its been coated in beer and deep fried. I wonder how long it would in fact last

danamania writes...
<snip>

So i sat here, reading all this thinking

"Yeah, i can see this happening. Totally drunk, looking for food. Grease.... How funny would this be. And damn, i bet at the time it'd be a good/tasty idea"

Then i hit your pictures...
No one drunk enough to sanely eat/make this would take pictures like this!

You are insane!

And you had chips with that?!!?!

Hahahahaha, good effort at least.
Congrats on still being alive.

PS, hope you don't mind, but i'm popping this one in the email (the link)!

Oh dear :/
I hope you all have private health insurance. If this circulates and people start doing it, Medicare will probably collapse ;P

Beefy writes...
hat's nothing. www.gbsfood.com/1634356

Beef and Pork, wrapped in pork, wrapped in more pork, wrapped in cheese, wrapped in beef and pork and egg!!!


Maybe it's just me being a fat bastard...

But that doesn't look that bad.
Albeit, taking it to extremes, but sausage, wrapped up in bacon, then wrapped up again in some mince + cheese + egg looks damn nice :)
On a 'smaller' scale, might be quite tasty - probably wouldn't stick the whole product between a loaf of bread, but rather slice the 'meat' into more manageable slices, and then whack it between some bread rolls.

The quarter pounder job on the other hand doesn't really tickle my fancy.

dunno if youse have seen this =P should try one soon dont you think

www.post-gazette.com/pg/05124/498674.stm

sifu writes...

dunno if youse have seen this =P should try one soon dont you think

They look awesome. Something like that would actually taste quite good.

Here is some more info

www.dennysbeerbarrelpub.com
www.dennysbeerbarrelpub.com/burger.htm
www.snopes.com/photos/ad...ts/bigburger.asp
www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7720569/?GT1=6542

That thing is bloody amazing!

Anyone read this guy's prank?
Seems to be along the lines of this thread...

www.cockeyed.com/pranks/menu/menu01.html

stride writes...
Anyone read this guy's prank?
Seems to be along the lines of this thread...

Kinda funny - except the pics are so small... its pretty useless.

But the OP actually prepared & consumed this burger. Not just a joke/photo shoot...
Pretty much totally different.

are you sure this burger isnt the ribwich?

Corvus writes...

on the way home (at about 5am) we stopped into a maccas and we each ordered custom-made triple-quarter pounders.... yes, thats right.... TRIPLE. That is, beef, cheese, beef, cheese, beef, cheese, pickles, onions and seasame seed bun.

Pffft

Same sort of scenario. But mine had 4 Beef patties and 5 slices of cheese. And I also stuff a large fries into the burger too. :)
The guy who served me told me I was crazy :)

Can I have two of those and a 2 litres of Diet Coke, ...watching my figure........

Beefy writes...

That's nothing. www.gbsfood.com/1634356

Oh wow, how good do those sausages look....

No, I'm not going to try them :(

Joel Griffiths writes...

The guy who served me told me I was crazy :)

You are!

Mmmmmm, Turducken

Anyone remember this episode?

Homer's Space-Age Out-of-This-World Moon Waffles

* Ingredients
+ One bag caramel cubes
+ Waffle mix
+ One bottle Liquid Smoke
+ One stick butter
* Directions
+ Empty bag of caramels onto waffle iron.
+ Add generous portion of waffle batter.
+ Add one bottle of Liquid Smoke.
+ Cook until burnt.
+ Wrap waffle around a stick of butter.
+ Serve on a toothpick.

Jon Austin writes...

Mmmmmm, Turducken

I have yet to try a Turducken, sounds like an impressive roast and would taste great. :D

sifu writes...

www.post-gazette.com/pg/05124/498674.stm

has anyone actually read this article all the way through? apparently the only person to finish one was a 100 pound (45kg) female college student!

HOW?!!!!!!!!!

Corvus writes...

HOW?!!!!!!!!!

I reckon I could.

Cosmic R writes...

I reckon I could.

I'd be impressed... very impressed. (maybe disturbed is a better word :))

Corvus writes...
HOW?!!!!!!!!!
I think they mean the six pounder.
-Stu- writes...
maybe disturbed is a better word :)
Disturbingly impressive? :D

The most extravagant i've went with a burger is a triple chicken burger from Mc Donalds (worked their a bit as a kid).

Lettuce, mayo, 2 slices of cheese and bacon and 3 chicken patties..... tasted pretty damn good.
Mind you, i didn't eat all day when i made it and managed to eat it in 10mins.

A 15 pound burger! Oh dear.

Try eating a kilo of burgers (2.2 pounds) for starters, it's a bloody lot! Anyone - what's the mass of a Big Mac/Whopper or similar, I am sure someone has one right now...

"I'll have the Mega Burger with a side of angioplasty, and....I'll think I'll go with the stomach pump for dessert"
"Would you like fries with that?"

I'm not sure if anyone has mentioned the Hardee's Monster Thickburger. As opposed to the 13 pound burger, this appears to be more mainstream, which is perhaps more worrying.

"One burger with enough calories to feed a family of three in many countries." :)

107 grams of fat? It's just nauseating (in a tasty kind of way).

12321 writes...

I'm not sure if anyone has mentioned the Hardee's Monster Thickburger. As opposed to the 13 pound burger, this appears to be more mainstream, which is perhaps more worrying.

"One burger with enough calories to feed a family of three in many countries." :)

107 grams of fat? It's just nauseating (in a tasty kind of way).

I am drewling...... OMG that looks so nice...... So much meat and cheese..... Like I said before, why can't people splurge a little sometimes?

Beefy writes...

That's nothing. www.gbsfood.com/1634356
Me and some mates are going to make this on the weekends :)

I'll have two, thanks.

Max Rockatansky quips...
- On the verge -

... Of a heart attack.

:P

12321 writes...

I'm not sure if anyone has mentioned the Hardee's Monster Thickburger. As opposed to the 13 pound burger, this appears to be more mainstream, which is perhaps more worrying.

With burgers like that, dying of a heart attack before 30 seems almost worth it...

Jon Austin writes...

Mmmmmm, Turducken

Ah, the infamous turducken! I first saw that here: www.thesalmons.org/lynn/turducken.html

I reckon that would be an awesome meal for Christmas day, or similar......

my©at™ writes...

On a 'smaller' scale, might be quite tasty - probably wouldn't stick the whole product between a loaf of bread, but rather slice the 'meat' into more manageable slices, and then whack it between some bread rolls

Yeah, I agree. Scaling it down to a reasonable size, and you'd have a great burger.....

danamania writes...

For what it's worth it's two maccas Quarter Pounders joined together, with added bacon, and tied up with twine so it wouldn't fall apart once beer battered and deep fried. The beer batter is just one cup plain flour, half a teaspoon of baking soda and enough beer (toohey's new in this case) to make it sticky

Just the name "McDonalds" is sickening enough.. gross...

I had a hard time with a double quarter pounder (yes...on the loo for most of the day)...but my god!!! I think I would die eating that monstrosity

Looks good, I wonder if its possible to deep fry a KFC burger, Would that be considered double frying?

Jutzy writes...

Looks good, I wonder if its pissoble to deep fry a KFC burger, Would that be considered double frying?

hahahahahahahahaha

Jutzy writes...

I wonder if its possible to deep fry a KFC burger, Would that be considered double frying?

Now that's a experiment that you can try. Deep fry the deep fried...interesting. Shall we expect a result from you at your home or your hospital bed?

actually a lot of restaurants like the one I work at usually deep fry the meat(for example sweet and sour pork) once, and then deep fry it again later just before serving it to make it crispy. double deep frying is used a lot to make things crispier than you could do at home only frying it once.

mko writes...

actually a lot of restaurants like the one I work at usually deep fry the meat(for example sweet and sour pork) once, and then deep fry it again later just before serving it to make it crispy

:\ thats why i always order my dim-sims boiled, not fried.... thanks for validating my choice :P

PureHell writes...

Now that's a experiment that you can try. Deep fry the deep fried...interesting. Shall we expect a result from you at your home or your hospital bed?

I'm too scared to try. The thought of eating a burger which is probably 70% oil is already making me ill. Just thinking about it is making my arteries clog up.

Jutzy writes...

The thought of eating a burger which is probably 70% oil is already making me ill. Just thinking about it is making my arteries clog up.

I feel the same way...I would need a hospital bed because just looking at it will give me a heart attack

PureHell writes...

I would need a hospital bed because just looking at it will give me a heart attack

Hey - I work on a cardiac ward - so go for it we need the customers! Actually don't, we're full at the moment...

:-(

Can I get the special whirlpool treatment?

Nasty/Nice™ writes...

This type of food already exists.

www.kfc.com.au/?flashver=7

yeah true .. i steer clear from KFC :S

Give me fat, any type. Pig, beef, chicken. Love the stuff.

Deep fried veges the best. No soya, no fibre, no rice.

Just lot's of saturated fat.

I'll be dead before you and enjoy it all the way :P

YUM! LOL
www.spartantailgate.com/...ead.php?t=127131

12321 writes...

I'm not sure if anyone has mentioned the Hardee's Monster Thickburger. As opposed to the 13 pound burger, this appears to be more mainstream, which is perhaps more worrying.

Whats more worrying is the vote on that website. www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6501696

78,000 + people have actually tried it......and only 1% wouldn't try it

only in America!

yum yum yum.

i want one!!!!1

Nasty/Nice™ writes...

This type of food already exists.

www.kfc.com.au/?flashver=7

except KFC do not drain the oil after it comes out the deep fryer.

oh man thats greesy :(

danamania writes...

Enjoy a Deep Fried Beer Battered Bacon Double Cheeseburger - www.danamania.com/burger

OMG! Duuuude! That's criminal...

Let's up the ante a little. I dare you to eat three of these --> www.xenical.com
every day for one week, then have one of your special burgers.

That'll learn ya! Ehehehehe.

Alex Lane writes...

Let's up the ante a little. I dare you to eat three of these --> www.xenical.com every day for one week, then have one of your special burgers.

I'm not touching another one for a LONG time :). The burger was made in July 2005 - I didn't feel the need to munch on something as -heavy- for another year, when I tried a deep fried beer battered salad sandwich a few months ago.

www.danamania.com/temp/s...hgoldenbrown.jpg

www.danamania.com/temp/sammichhalf.jpg

Unlike the burger, which was just *heavy*, the salad sandwich was nauseating. I finished it, but had to go lie down afterwards to avoid it returning - hot squishy lettuce & cucumber is foul. Still, I guess I should have known that... but somebody had to try it :)

danamania writes...

I tried a deep fried beer battered salad sandwich a few months ago.

Gawd! That's even more awful. McBurgers are unhealthy to start with, but misusing a beautiful sandwich in this way should be illegal!!

Hey at least you used beetroot. :)

We should start a petition that comeone please confiscate your deepfryer before you kill yourself with one of your "creations".

A few years ago, these deep fried camemberts were quite popular. I have to admit I love 'em. But from a nutritionist's point of view most deep-fried things are bad.

zelky writes...

Bro you need to go to hospital NOW before the heart attack you ate actually starts up...rofl.

Heavy.

Beautiful thing that. A bit of exercise to burn it all off should do the trick.

I've had a deep-dried hamburger pattie before, that is gold. The entire burger makes good sense, i'm not sure how good the lettuce and roll would taste.

i've put on ten pounds just reading this thread

go out and try and eat 10 cheeseburgers

thats harder.

I KNOW

I'll have a deep fried bacon double cheeseburger, 1kg of fries, a large sundae, some deep fried nuggets.....and a diet coke lol

This Link has some pretty good macca's 'custom grill orders' - scroll down a bit.

You might also wish to check out Fast Food Fever

Anyone doing the 40 hour famine?
Just eat one of these babies and your good to go no worries about feeling hungry.